Boro822Tyler Borowicz · was #1—2-0Josh Allen dropped 40.82 and it still wasn't enough to keep the total up — DJ Moore no-showed with -0.10 as the score fell from 149.86 to 119.10. Doesn't matter. Still 2-0, still #1, Tyler.
boyboyboyzNate Drews · was #4▲ 21-1Jaxon Smith-Njigba went off for 33.50 and boyboyboyz rode it to 2nd. Redemption arc loading after that week 1 buzzsaw, Nate.
nnowakNate Nowak · was #3—1-1Amon-Ra balled out for 26.20, Bijan Robinson ghosted for 8.10, and the loss to boyboyboyz canceled it all out. Parked at 3, Nate.
Scrub Buckets Sebastian Adesoro · was #2▼ 21-1143.10 to 82.74 in one week — that's not a slump, that's a crime scene. Caleb Williams no-showed and the bucket runneth dry. Down two spots, Sebastian.
Tickle Me GoffTyler Douglas · was #6▲ 11-1Jaxson Dart put up 0.80 points. Jared Goff — yes, the guy this team is named after — put up 29.78 and bailed him out. Just start Goff, Tyler. Up to 5.
JDP8Jake DiPasquale · was #8▲ 22-02-0, best record in the league, and somehow only 6th — the algorithm isn't buying it, Jacob. CeeDee Lamb (27.30) carried a quiet week from Herbert.
Ja’Marrio KartMark Hollendyke · was #5▼ 21-1Trevor Lawrence and Carson Wentz combined to underperform their projections by 21 points. Even Mario Kart gives you a mushroom, Mark.
PandaExpressAllen Chen · was #7▼ 10-20-2, and even the kicker quit — Cameron Dicker managed one point on a nine-point projection. Rough stretch, Allen.
mywonderwalllllMarvin Schaller · was #10▲ 11-1Last week was 'FUCK.' This week: a win, 93.32 points, and a climb to 9th — even with Drake Maye putting up all of 8.02. Progress, Marvin.
You Aint First Youre LastRamsey Skjei · was #9▼ 10-2Saquon Barkley managed 2 points on a 14-point projection. Dead last, living the name, Ramsey.
