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Boro822Tyler Borowicz · was #2▲ 11-0
Boro822Tyler Borowicz · was #2▲ 11-0149.86 — the best score in the league — and the #1 seed to show for it. Tyler came out swinging.
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Scrub Buckets Sebastian Adesoro · was #3▲ 11-0
Scrub Buckets Sebastian Adesoro · was #3▲ 11-0Not much scrub about torching PandaExpress by 34. Sebastian's bucket runneth over.
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nnowakNate Nowak · was #10▲ 71-0
nnowakNate Nowak · was #10▲ 71-0Held off Tickle Me Goff by less than 8, 136.84-129.24. Survive and advance, Nate.
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boyboyboyzNate Drews · was #6▲ 20-1
boyboyboyzNate Drews · was #6▲ 20-1134.30 points — 4th-most in the league — and still 0-1. Nate ran into the buzzsaw in week 1.
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Ja’Marrio KartMark Hollendyke · was #8▲ 31-0
Ja’Marrio KartMark Hollendyke · was #8▲ 31-0Squeaked past You Aint First Youre Last by a green-shell margin, 112.64-105.02. Mark's on the board.
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Tickle Me GoffTyler Douglas · was #7▲ 10-1
Tickle Me GoffTyler Douglas · was #7▲ 10-1129.24 wasn't quite enough against nnowak. Still ticklish after one, Tyler.
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PandaExpressAllen Chen · was #5▼ 20-1
PandaExpressAllen Chen · was #5▼ 20-1Down 34 in the opener to a team literally named Scrub Buckets. Rough one, Allen.
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JDP8Jake DiPasquale · was #4▼ 41-0
JDP8Jake DiPasquale · was #4▼ 41-0Jacob doubled up MarvinS2025, 99.12 to 50.04 — the widest margin in the league — and still landed 8th, because 99.12 barely cracked triple digits. A win's a win, but the scoreboard wants more.
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You Aint First Youre LastRamsey Skjei · was #9—0-1
You Aint First Youre LastRamsey Skjei · was #9—0-19th out of 10. The name is basically a scouting report at this point, Ramsey.
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mywonderwalllllMarvin Schaller · was #1▼ 90-1
mywonderwalllllMarvin Schaller · was #1▼ 90-150.04 points. Less than half of what JDP8 put up. FUCK.