136, 124, 102, 89. That's not a slump, it's a staircase, and it only goes down. Still #1 because nobody else wants the keys.
Week 7 power rankings
Won by 3 and climbed to second. Tickle Me Goff keeps laughing last, and the rest of the league is running out of ways to say "lucky."
Beat the bottom of the league by 43 and gained one spot for the trouble. The boys are bullying the kids' table.
Nico Collins put up 1 on a 12-point projection and you lost by 3. The bucket has a hole in it, and it's shaped like a WR1.
73, 128, 64, 109. Is this a fantasy team or a heart monitor?
Bryce Young scored 5 on a 19-point projection and the team lost by 4. Pick a quarterback with a pulse.
117, 101, 90, 85, and it's still a win. The portions are shrinking but the check cleared.
Colston Loveland went for 13 on a 6-point projection and a tight end carried you to a W. Up a spot, and the wall holds for another week.
Nearly doubled last week's 54 and still lost by 3. Progress is a cruel teacher.
60 points. The name wasn't a joke, it was a forecast.