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nnowakNate Nowak · was #1—4-1
nnowakNate Nowak · was #1—4-1Lowest score of the year and still a win, thanks to Jameis Winston going for 26 on a 15-point projection. Yes, Jameis. The #1 seed is being held together by Jameis.
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boyboyboyzNate Drews · was #2—3-2
boyboyboyzNate Drews · was #2—3-2Won by 22 and held at 2. Still looking up at nnowak with binoculars.
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Scrub Buckets Sebastian Adesoro · was #3—3-2
Scrub Buckets Sebastian Adesoro · was #3—3-2Bucket list: beat Ja'Marrio Kart by 37, hold steady at 3, ignore everyone below you. Check, check, check.
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Boro822Tyler Borowicz · was #5▲ 13-2
Boro822Tyler Borowicz · was #5▲ 13-273 to 128. Somebody finally found the lineup page.
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Tickle Me GoffTyler Douglas · was #4▼ 13-2
Tickle Me GoffTyler Douglas · was #4▼ 13-2Jonathan Taylor gave you 8 on a 16-point projection and you won anyway. Dropped a spot for it, because the algorithm doesn't do tickles.
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PandaExpressAllen Chen · was #7▲ 12-3
PandaExpressAllen Chen · was #7▲ 12-3Lost to Tickle Me Goff and somehow gained a spot. Fortune cookie says don't ask questions.
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JDP8Jake DiPasquale · was #6▼ 13-2
JDP8Jake DiPasquale · was #6▼ 13-2Four of five weeks right around 100, plus one 123 that looks like a typo. A 3-2 record wearing a 7th-place team's jersey.
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Ja’Marrio KartMark Hollendyke · was #8—2-3
Ja’Marrio KartMark Hollendyke · was #8—2-375 points, lowest in the league, and a Jaguars defense that scored 2 on a near-9 projection made sure of it. No shell, no banana, no mushroom.
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mywonderwalllllMarvin Schaller · was #9—2-3
mywonderwalllllMarvin Schaller · was #9—2-3Season-best 122 and a loss by a touchdown anyway. 50 to 122 in five weeks is a glow-up nobody asked to be this painful.
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You Aint First Youre LastRamsey Skjei · was #10—0-5
You Aint First Youre LastRamsey Skjei · was #10—0-5Ramsey, a season-high 117 and still 0-5. The name is starting to feel less like a joke and more like a threat.